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Shakin' Down Sugar Packs

SHAKIN’ DOWN SUGAR PACKS
LAUGHIN’ ‘BOUT HEART ATTACKS
MOANIN’ ‘BOUT OUR BROKEN BACKS
SHAKIN’ DOWN SUGAR PACKS

I HEARD JIMMY TELLIN’ JUNIOR
AS SOON AS WE SCORE
MARIO IS DRIVIN’, WE’RE PICKIN’ UP QUINNY
WE’RE GOIN’ TO THE SHORE

DIRK DRANK SUNDAY AWAY
‘TIL HIS ELBOW WOULDN’T BEND
WE HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
IT’S HARD TO GET A DOCTOR ON THE WEEKEND

CHORUS

CAROL LIKED COMPUTERS
SHE LIKED McHALE’S NAVY
SHE EXECUTED VARIANTS
SHE LOVED HER FRENCH FRIES WITH GRAVY

EDDIE HAD A SISTER
EDDIE HAD A BROTHER
HE WAS THE CREAM OF GENEOLOGY
ACCORDING TO HIS MOTHER

CHORUS

WE KILLED OUR WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS
WE MILKED THE AURORA
SOMEHOW WE GOT ARRESTED
WATCHING TORA TORA TORA

CARRIED OUR SIX PACKS
WALKED DOWN THE RAILROAD TRACKS
TALKED ‘BOUT ASS CRACKS
HEADED HOME FOR CARROT WHACKS

CHORUS

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